FTW

I'm in a real f#ckin' pi$$y mood... and today is going to be one of those days.

In case you're wondering what all this means... FTW.

Ace ♠

Friday Hottie

Ace ♠

Slash & Lemmy Bounce Beiber

Ha... I'm lovin' it! We Canuckleheads know how to rock!

The 16-year old pop sensation Justin Bieber, was rocked out of the No. 1 spot on the Great White North's album charts by a one of our resident guitar hero's Slash.

Slash's debut solo CD stormed the charts at No. 1 with 14,000 in sales.

Those numbers helped Slash bump Bieber's "My World 2.0" to second spot, according to data compiled by Nielsen SoundScan. Second place huh? And you can still get Katie Perry to pucker up... hey, at least he's Canadian.

Slash's album features guest vocals by Ozzy, Soundgarden's Chris Cornell, Maroon 5’s Adam Levine, Lemmy, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Kid Rock and Fergie.

Oh... but we aren't the only ones lovin' this CD. Acording to WordPunk.com, Slash's new album/CD took over top spot on iTunes in early Aril.

Fergie. Fergie. Fergie. Fergie. Sorry, I uh dig that hottie.

Ace ♠

Hellish Hot Rods

Check these Hellish hot rods at Kumeu Car show.



Love this 'Dirty Rat'. I've featured Tanalised work before and he never ceases to amaze me with his incredible talent, and use of effects in his snaps.



This grille ornament here, 'Skull' is plane SIC!



More of the 'Dirty Rat'. Love the artwork on the door.



This one's just dubbed 'Flying'.



More of this killer RR.



Check this crazy ride.



And finally, duellies! HA! That's awesome. I can honestly say, that I've never seen duel wheels on a rat rod before... however, that being said this one works for me. Traditional... far from it but then again, that's why they're called Hellish hot rods!

Ace ♠

Friday Hottie

Ace ♠

New Petagno Merch

Whiteline Merchandise, the brainchild of well known artist Joe Petagno, (better known as the man who co-created Motörhead's Snaggletöoth) has released some new merchandise.

This new T is one sweet puppy!

The special limited edition T's (1000 shirts), featuring one of the baddest band logo of all time Sneggletöoth, is called: 'Tip of The Spear'.

The T-shirts number 3 of 4 and feature Petagno's King Snaggletöoth. The crest/shirt is dedicated to the Chosen Few worldwide. sells for $30 EURO or $40 USD.

This shirt, the 'Devils Own' featuring Snaggleöoth is a staple on the site. The Silkscreen beauty sells for $33 EURO or $44 USD.

And when you're leaving the pub, or the scene of the crime, this is what your victims will see. In my HO, the crest on the back is hands down... the coolest out there. That would look SIC on my gas tank! Nice work Joe.

Also new from Joe and Whiteline, Petagno's 'Art on Canvas'. Each print will be hand signed by Joe Petagno before shipping.

That's right all you Snaggletöoth lovers, you can order your very own print to proudly display on your wall (as seen above) and scare off the in-laws and unwanted relatives for years to come.

Choose an image from room 5 (in his gallery) and have it printed on a 2 mm canvas stretch frame ready to hang as it is or to have framed.

They're 40 x 40cm the price $268 EURO or $362 USD. The 40 x 60cm is a little more pricey at $335 EURO or $480 USD.



Joe has also been commissioned to design the logo/artwork for the Copenhell Music Festival 2010.

So, young men and women of the world Uncle Joe needs you! Enlist now and join the Snaggletöoth Army (I'm in, refer to post: Snaggletöoth War Pig Shirt ).

***ALL ARTWORK IS COPYRIGHT PROTECTED / JOE PETAGNO***

Ace ♠

Waterboarding

If you're not a military operative, a CIA agent or a KGB agent (former or current) and If you've never seen waterboarding in action... this is crazy $hit! Mike Guy prepared this video (and subsequent article) for Playboy.com.

He details exactly what happens when a person undergoes waterboarding. His reaction and description of what happened to him, during the event, is unscripted, immediate and real.

This interrogation technique was used by the Bush administration on al Qaeda chief Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Abu Zubaydah.

Guy underwent, what some call torture, by a trained member of the U.S. military for PB's new Lab Rat feature.

Have a look.



That's F#cked up!

Ace ♠

The Beer Prayer

So... I received this email today from my buddy. A simple text message called the 'Beer Prayer'. I thought, "Hmmm, I think I've seen this before", but I decide to open it up. Below is what I found.

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hollowed be thy drink.

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer. The bitter and the lager

Forever and ever,

Barmen

I Know, that's what I said... F#ck that's lame! I have seen this before but, a simple text message. I mean if my buddies think they can simply forward me, what they think, is a bitchin' email that I'll post, they're sorely mistaken! Yes, I'll admit I do post cool and funny emails.... but boys put a little effort into your submissions, ya lazy no-good-fur-nothin' dumb ass mutha phucka's!

To help illustrate my point I decided to Loogle the 'Beer Prayer' (refer to Hot Tub Time Machine / as in ya gotta' watch the movie to get the joke). The beer prayer has been around for a long time and it's been printed on almost everything.

White boards at the local bar. Hm, imagine that.

It's on posters.

You can find the prayer on sweatshirts.

Placards. That would make a nice gift to beer drinkers and hell raisers everywhere.

It's even been matted and framed.

They have encased it in a shrine.

And it's on cards.

You'll find it laminated behind glass.

In your countries colours and font style, in this case Ireland.

Even on parchment paper (or a reasonable facsimile).

Oh... and I can't forget, you'll of course find it on a beer mug. What you see below is what I pray for.

Free beer, served between a beautiful woman's breasts. Wow, my prayers have been answered... Amen.

Ace ♠