Protect Your Head With Motörhead

If you have the T-shirt 'Give Me Some Motörhead', you may want to have some protection to go with it. And guess what, the band is now selling condoms.

From Motörhead's site: "Go to bed with Motörhead! Each Motörhead Custom Condom matchbook holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack." For more go here.

And not to be outdone, Slayer also has a custom Condom matchbook for sale.

The site's description of the matchbook is killer: "For when you’re going South of Heaven!" It'll set you back $12.99. However, both the Motörhead and Slayer prophylactics, are just regular Durex condoms, packaged in each bands respective colours and logos. The Kiss kondom, is the real deal.

The king of self promotion and marketing, Gene Simmons of Kiss also has a line. The 'kondoms' featuring Simmons on the package, include a single condom pack: one red latex condom with special tongue lubrication. I have no idea what that means.

Ace ♠