Compressörhead

This video gives new meaning to the term "metal head".

Ladies and dirtbags, I give you Compressörhead: The Ace of Spades.



If you care to find out more about who designed/fabricated these metal thrashing machines go here: Compressorhead.

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Oh Fack, we got a FIRE!

OK, You know you’re having a bad day when.

Not only does this guys KZ-750 bursts into flames just after filling it up, but when this moron goes back to inspect the damage he dumps his second bike entering the station's lot.

And to top it all off, his buddy captures it all on video. Priceless!

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Merci

Holy schnizzel! I'm over 140,000 visitors and at over 263,237 page views.

A big F'n thank you.

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B♠ck to Schöol

Yep, everything a student needs for the first day of class.

Need some supplies, go here.

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R and R Hall of Shame

Sandy Bailey of Undercover.fm penned a great piece about the ommission of Motörhead in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

http://www.undercover.fm/news/16317-one-of-the-great-mysteries-of-our-time

From the article: when Lemmy Kilmister was asked if the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame were to offer to induct him now, would he accept the honour? Lemmy replied "What honour?" 
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Happy St. Patrick's Day

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Motörhead F'n Socks??

Motörhead socks... SERIOUSLY!?!?!

I love Motörhead, but does one need to buy/wear socks (emblazoned with their moniker and a spade) to show ones undying devotion to one of the greatest bands of all time?

From their web store: Each pair has the Motörhead Spade Logo woven into both sides of the top of the sock. One size fits all! $22.99 USDA

If you'd like to own a pair go here.

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Build Off? Nah, Rip Off!

This is total bull $hit! Anyone who knows anything about motorcycles, (or has half a brain in their head) will see this upcoming television special for what it really is: a desperate ratings cash grab.

Discovery Channel has pitted the father/son team of Paul Teutul and Paul Jr (from American Chopper) against Jesse James (of West Coast Choppers) in a bike build off.

It's called Chopper Live: American Chopper - the Build Off. Ha, more like American Crapper: the blatant rip off!

Seriously. Lets just lay the facts out there. Paul Sr. is a tin brasher by trade and originally owned Orange County Ironworks, a fabrication shop.

The Teutuls have never built a bike from the ground up (they do some fabrication, but it is limited to specific builds). They order all the parts they need: buying frames, engines and tins and then have their hired minions slap em' together. Yes, they do 'help' but it's limited to 'on camera' time. Junior has skills, but in no way can they be compared to that of James. He's not in the same league. Period.

And say what you will about Jesse James, people don't like the fact he cheated on Sandra.

His private life aside... the man is one of, if not the best, custom bike builder/designer/fabricator on the planet. Period. Personally I'd rather watch a rerun of 'Shark Week'.

Yeah, I may have seen it before but at least these blood thirsty sharks are real, as opposed to the money hungry impostors after ratings and another opportunity to sell DVD's and bobble heads.

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Marijuana: Safer Than Peanuts

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Motörheadster Post 666

Its Official, I've Hit Post 666! As in 666 (six hundred and sixty-six) is the natural number following 665 and preceding 667. Oh, but its so much more. In honour of those three hallowed digits, a pictorial of numerical proportions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Take the road less traveled, 666 east or west. I'm sure I'll meet you there in the end.

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Michelang-e-Blo

GOP frontrunner Rick Perry enjoys a foot long corndog while touring the fabulous reproduction of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel.

Real? Fake? Who cares, its funny as hell.

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Protect Your Head With Motörhead

If you have the T-shirt 'Give Me Some Motörhead', you may want to have some protection to go with it. And guess what, the band is now selling condoms.

From Motörhead's site: "Go to bed with Motörhead! Each Motörhead Custom Condom matchbook holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack." For more go here.

And not to be outdone, Slayer also has a custom Condom matchbook for sale.

The site's description of the matchbook is killer: "For when you’re going South of Heaven!" It'll set you back $12.99. However, both the Motörhead and Slayer prophylactics, are just regular Durex condoms, packaged in each bands respective colours and logos. The Kiss kondom, is the real deal.

The king of self promotion and marketing, Gene Simmons of Kiss also has a line. The 'kondoms' featuring Simmons on the package, include a single condom pack: one red latex condom with special tongue lubrication. I have no idea what that means.

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Wow, someone is going to need new rear shocks!

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Goalie Fight

Not the greatest hockey fight, but when goalies go at it... it's always fun to watch.



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Hunting Season is Here

It's nice to see he is practising safe hunting etiquette, by wearing a bright orange hunting hat and keeping his beer on the opposite side of the hot tub.

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Waterboarding

If you're not a military operative, a CIA agent or a KGB agent (former or current) and If you've never seen waterboarding in action... this is crazy $hit! Mike Guy prepared this video (and subsequent article) for Playboy.com.

He details exactly what happens when a person undergoes waterboarding. His reaction and description of what happened to him, during the event, is unscripted, immediate and real.

This interrogation technique was used by the Bush administration on al Qaeda chief Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Abu Zubaydah.

Guy underwent, what some call torture, by a trained member of the U.S. military for PB's new Lab Rat feature.

Have a look.



That's F#cked up!

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Nothin' but Nutts

Whoa! WTF is that?



Apparently its a 454 V-8 big block motorcycle. The photographer is Swanee 3 and I found this shot on his flickr photostream. He calls it 'Nothin' but Nutts'! You've gotta be nuts to build it and nuts to ride it.

Nice! He also had this pic of an Evo hard tail Sporty that I had to include. From the rigid frame, to the springer front end, to the oil bag and spring solo seat, this ride is all but perfect! What would make it perfect you say... if I owned it!



This little hot rod was snapped at the Grand National Roadster Show, Pomona, Ca. 2010. He calls this 'One Smooth Coupe'. I couldn't agree more.

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You Can Find Anyhting on eGay

How about Motörhead nesting dolls. I know... that's what I said. WTF is a nesting doll?

Ha! That's just whacked!

I Googled it and found the Wikipedia definition for it.

A matryoshka doll, also known as a Russian nested doll or a babushka doll, is a set of dolls of decreasing sizes placed one inside the other.

Who knew?

While I was there, I found the first Russian nested doll set. It was carved by Vasily Zvyozdochkin from a design by Sergey Malyutin. Again, who knew.

Who buys this stuff? One can only assume they're in violation of copyright laws.

I mean really, do you think Lemmy would OK the design and production of these things. The company that makes them is called Arbatstar. Each set is US $24.99 on eGay.

Oh, you're a Metallica fan, no need to worry... they've got em'. They must love Jason Newstead.

Or if you want that ol' skool look and feel comrade, how about the nesting leader dolls. From Stalin, to Lenin to Putin... and I can't forget Gorby and Borris.

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Seriously... Harley's for Haiti?!?!

Harley-Davidson is shipping 28 motorcycles (Buel & HD brands) to help relief efforts in Haiti.

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While the intent is admirable, the optics are terrible. Here's a comment I found on a popular blog:

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If they really want to do something for Haiti they would create a special version (custom paint, maybe some extra chrome) of one of their most popular sellers, make 50 of them, and give them to Haitian relief charities to raffle off. That way they would leverage the value of the bikes 20- or 30-fold and a nice chunk of cash would be on it’s way to help them out.(courtesy - Cyril Huze Blog)

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The bikes will be sent to the Dominican Republic, where the company's dealer network will forward them to the United Nations Stabilization Mission in Haiti.

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Harley officials say "their bikes can give a higher degree of maneuverability and access than other vehicles". However the question remains, how helpful will 28 brand new HD's really be?

Here's another comment:

This is STUPID. Lets give them some brand new bikes (28 of them ) while their roads are torn to hell, debris is everywhere and most likely the shit is just going to be stolen/stripped the second they get the bikes….Sounds like just another publicity stunt by yet ANOTHER company to sound like they are compassionate for what has happened to Haiti.(Courtesy - Cyril Huze Blog)

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With all due respect to the people and country of Haiti, and given the sensitivity of the subject, this may be the only need for a H-D in Haiti right now.

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A/C For Sissies

I've found the perfect new motorcycle attachment for all those fair weather, whiny arsed, H-D fagger baggers out there.

A motorcycle air conditioning unit. I'm serious. It's made by EntroSys.

Actually it can also be used as a heater on those cool rides. You attach the main heating/cooling unit to the back of the bike, it's wired into the battery with a hose hooked up to a special vest which is worn under your gear.

This video explains everything. And there's more here at :tomsguide.com. Doesn't this defeat the whole purpose of owning a motorcycle.

In my HO if it doesn't help you go faster, or stop faster... it ain't worth havin' on your bike. Period.

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