Just Sayin'

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Oh Fack, we got a FIRE!

OK, You know you’re having a bad day when.

Not only does this guys KZ-750 bursts into flames just after filling it up, but when this moron goes back to inspect the damage he dumps his second bike entering the station's lot.

And to top it all off, his buddy captures it all on video. Priceless!

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Titties and Beer

Love this. I brake for...

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I Need This T-Shirt Today

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

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Michelang-e-Blo

GOP frontrunner Rick Perry enjoys a foot long corndog while touring the fabulous reproduction of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel.

Real? Fake? Who cares, its funny as hell.

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Wow, someone is going to need new rear shocks!

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Carmageddon 2011

I don't live in California, but apparently the closure of a 10-mile stretch of the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles July 16 and 17 is a big deal. So, why do I give  $hit? Well, when Motörhead sends out a Tweet about it, with corresponding artwork, I take note.

And this is pretty cool. I doubt it will mean much more than a faux album cover... but I thought it was killer.

For more on Carmageddon go here.

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The Bunghole

I need to restock the beer fridge and I have found a new, favourite liquor store.

The Bunghole.

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The wedding has been Consumated!

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Prince William Tipping Strippers at His Bachelor Party

It's gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper's bikini, when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.

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Happy VD Day

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Zombie Defense Network

OK ladies and deadbeats, this is f#cking awesome! Check it. They call themselves the Zombie Defense Network. According to their website they're preparing for the coming zombpocolypse!

From their site: "Don’t just wait around for the Zombpocolypse to happen, enlist today! We are marshaling our forces for the coming outbreak and we need you. It’s 100% free and you don’t have to leave your bunker to sign up."

What is the ZDN? I have no idea, but they seem to be a bunch of hardcore, take-no-prisoners Zombie hating mofos! And like every other Tom, Dick and Dead Zombie Harry... they've got a Facebook page.

Legit or not, the ZDN uniform patch is killer. And seriously, you gotta check out the ZDN store, where you can get a zombie target to keep your weapons skills up.

(This is from their ZDN Flickr page)

These folks aren't to be confused with the book by Max Brooks, Zombie Survival Guide.

 

All right, as dweebie as this $hit is... their T-shirts are awesome! You gotta love it!

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Rob 'Blasko' Nicholson or Derek Smalls

OK, now that the fog has cleared from the Ozzy concert, I'm starting to recall some of the more humorous moments from that night. This tops the list.

As we were watching the show (we were stage right - left if you're in the audience) and closer to Rob 'Blasko' Nicholson (Ozzy's new bassist) and my buddy says to me "Hey, is it just me or does Ozzy's bassist look like Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap!"

I looked again... and said "Holy F#ck, ya... he does!"

Are we nuts or do you see the similarity as well? C'mon... even if you're the biggest Ozzy/Blasko fan in the world, ya gotta admit... Harry Shearer's (the actor who portrays Smalls), character is all-but Blasko ringer.

Given that this is the Motörheadster  Blog, you should know... Rob includes Lemmy/Motorhead as one of his influences... sadly, not Smalls!

On that note, I leave you with a quote from the man himself.


Derek Smalls: "We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel. They're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water".

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Hitler's Botched Sturgis Trip

I've seen this video clip converted into a number of different story lines (including Hitler's favourite football team losing a championship game), but this is the first one I've seen for bikers.

Enjoy.

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