So... whether you're into new metal.
Whoa, not that new. But it's good to start em' young.
Can't forget the ladies. Did I mention metal chicks are tough!
Hey, even monks dig heavy metal. It was AC/DC karaoke night. He was singing "Highway to Buda"
Or if you're a metal wannabe, now you know where you fit into the genre... um, lifestyle. Crap! Busted!